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Do your monkeys like Sky TV?

Ground Force, Panorama and Question Time are all Gorilla favorites

I'm no slave driver, in fact as a monkey trainer I'm against slavery totaly, anyway what I'm getting at is that all Primates need to chill and kick back remember we are Primates too so try to think of stuff that both you and your monkey will enjoy. One thing that I have found is that monkeys like to watch Sky tv. They seem to like the choice of different programs and they always seem to find something to watch.

Take time to chill with your simian buddys

Monkeys are social animals so make sure that you are there for them at all times. Dont forget them when you're off to pub. Just ask them if the're coming for a quick jar even if you know they wont come, they will still like to be asked. In my experience orangutang's are always up for a beer but dont let them get too drunk as they tend to think they can take on the world and his best mate in a scrap. Gorillas on the other hand can handle drink and no one fancys picking a fight with a Gorilla. The thing is that Gorillas will only socalise on special ocasions such as wedings or birthdays where they can catch up on the gossip. I would warn monkey trainers against taking any Limurs out to a pub with a pool table as they never put a marker down and play snookers if there isn't an easy pot on.
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